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Rashel Jordan Ms.Sarcastic

Always Have and Always Will Be

Humor
English
4383 Words
No Age Recommendation
1781
82

There’s a very fine line between being sarcastic and being a callous jerk. Many, many people obviously have no idea where that line starts or stops. The best way to determine which is which is to imagine your words coming out of someone else’s mouth and imagine they’re being said about you. That should put things in perspective and help you not be someone you’d want to strangle if you were on the receiving end of your own “sarcasm”. Silver O'Conor is your almost every day teen.She has no parents and lives with her best friend.And everyone in town knows her.How?She is who they call Ms.Sarcastic.It's the language she speaks fluently. [more]

Keywords: Silver, Lily, Webster, school, sarcasm, funny, slight romance

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CornFed Country Boy's Guide To Understanding the Bible

Still Being Worked On Daily........

Satire
English
15703 Words
No Age Recommendation
1561
3

The Country Boy's Guide to the bible so you don't have to read it yourself.

Keywords: Bible, Humor, Sarcasm

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Daniel Forest The Waning

Poems, Rants and Ramblings of an Anxiety Ridden Bipolar Alcoholic

Psychology
English
2220 Words
Ages 16 and up
37
0

Part memoir, part philosphy, part satire. A look at life, politics and the economy in 21st century America. A preview of one rant found in the book: Unfettered capitalism is destroying our nation. When we have people living in tents in L.A. because they can’t afford rent yet the 1% can’t decide on which 5th mansion they want to buy, something is wrong! I am all for capitalism in moderation but the playing field must be level and it is not. We complain about our trade deals and wanting a level playing field but don’t even give our own people that. Freedom, what a joke. [more]

Keywords: satire sarcasm memoirs poems philosophy

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Celaes Děngwǒ Forbidden night 1

Romance
English
3378 Words
Ages 16 and up
54
0

This is season 1 of the forbidden nights, based on a time in which wherewolves have been domesticated, to a point where they can no longer transform, but just because they can no longer transform does not mean that, they have lost their otherselves... Ulai San is a fabricated alpha wolf, one who was made leader of her clan with synthetic blood, thanks to this she suffers a curse, one which unleashes itself on the night of the forbidden, or so she thought. [more]

Keywords: Romance, Wolves, Fake, Alpha, Comedy, Sarcasm, Murder, Mystery

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Belina Sainju, Anugya Kunwar Fifty Shades Of Him

Fiction
English
11468 Words
Ages 12 and up
572
2

"Once I watched a movie which revolves around a concept of miracles. It was said there that each [more]

Keywords: teen, onedirection, zayn, harry, fanfiction, friends, mistakes, regret, hope, popular, humor, hurt, promise, crush, sarcasm, attraction

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Emma G. Spectral World

Fantasy
English
199 Words
Ages 14 and up
179
1

Mathias is a Verum Viden. Raised with the sacred knowledge of his people he tries to stay away from the creatures he has to encounter every day. Creatures that might as well have risen from a fairytale book. But all Math wants to do is lead a normal life. Julian doesn't know why he is where he is. And he certainly doesn't know why he always keeps bumping into Math in the most awkward of situations. But the most confusing thing to Juli is, why Math can see his true form. [more]

Keywords: boyslove, original, Otherworld, Love, Fantasy, Yaoi, witty, funny, sarcasm, life, leben, liebe

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Sia V Zombies & Cupcakes

Horror
English
1665 Words
Ages 14 and up
373
1

A lovingly baked recipe for kids and adults of all ages. Main Recipe.•1/2 cup salty tears.•2 ounces walking cadavers.•2 large antagonists, at room temperature.•3/4 cup sarcastic humor.•2 teaspoons vanilla love interest.•1/2 cup sour ex, room temperature.•1/2 cup unsweetened child-like innocence.•3/4 cup all-purpose heavy artillery.•1/2 teaspoon of blood 'n' guts.•1 teaspoon of explosions.•1/4 teaspoon of running for your life.•1 cup of betrayal. Mix well and bake at 150° for 20 chapters. This recipe makes 12-14 survivors, so prepare one helicopter for rescue (or maybe two) with medical supplies and an assortment of cupcakes. [more]

Keywords: zombies, horror, sarcasm, humor, humour, comedy, survival, cupcakes, dead, undead, witty, whatever, Whats the point of these anyway, #READIFYOUDARE, #no pants, blood, death, apocalypse, adventure, drama [more][Less]