A lovingly baked recipe for kids and adults of all ages.
Main Recipe.
•1/2 cup salty tears.
•2 ounces walking cadavers.
•2 large antagonists, at room temperature.
•3/4 cup sarcastic humor.
•2 teaspoons vanilla love interest.
•1/2 cup sour ex, room temperature.
•1/2 cup unsweetened child-like innocence.
•3/4 cup all-purpose heavy artillery.
•1/2 teaspoon of blood 'n' guts.
•1 teaspoon of explosions.
•1/4 teaspoon of running for your life.
•1 cup of betrayal.
Mix well and bake at 150° for 20 chapters. This recipe makes 12-14 survivors, so prepare one helicopter for rescue (or maybe two) with medical supplies and an assortment of cupcakes.
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