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BOATING SCHOOL WELP

book about nothing but puns & jokes

Humor
English
253 Words
Ages 12 and up
271
0

lol, idk :L [more]

Keywords: puns and jokes

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Amber Panda Beary Much, (On Wattpad)

Romance
English
43 Words
Ages 12 and up
371
2

"Beary much so," I sang out as I hit the machine's buttons vigorously until I kicked his arse with my majestic skills. Not literally speaking since it was only luck, but he didn't have to know that. "Not berry funny," Dimitri pouted as he turned to face me. "If Dimi actually Dimitry, he would Dimi-get it." I blurted like an idiot. I wanted to facepalm my face. No, I wanted to facepalm the woman who gave birth to such an idiot. Mara Starr isn't social; she would probably drop dead the day a boy even looked at her with the 'eyes'(the I-love-you eyes). She's the loner you would find hovering over any kind of electrical device or book in a corner of any room. She can't take big crowds because they freak her out and she fears lighting storms. Puns and insults are the things that mostly come out of her mouth. Mara Starr moves back to Chicago, IL. First night back and she already found trouble. Dimitri Estacio. One encounter from Dimitri has Mara's world spinning. [more]

Keywords: anime, mlp, gamer, emo, wattpad, teen, non-fiction, kawaii, new, puns, teen fiction, highschool, weird, love, popular, comedy, insults

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Paul Curtis Word Play In Verse

A Collection Of Unusal Verses

Fiction
English
6321 Words
No Age Recommendation
1025
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Keywords: Word Play, Puns

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The Warriors The Warriors: The Beginning

Episode 1

Adventure
English
11494 Words
Ages 16 and up
873
2

5 unsuspecting super humans find themselves in a battle for the future of planet Earth, and for the [more]

Keywords: comedy super heroes action bad puns

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The Warriors The Warriors: The Dragon Within

Episode 5

Adventure
English
7263 Words
No Age Recommendation
376
0

There's something wrong with Nicki... Munchies, demonic growling, flying away without a seconds thought... When the team investigate, [more]

Keywords: Comedy Battle Super hero bad puns

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The Warriors The Warriors: The Rune

Episode 2

Adventure
English
5751 Words
Ages 16 and up
345
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They thought it was over.... They thought she had been defeaten.... They were wrong! After a while to gather their [more]

Keywords: comedy super heroes bad puns battles and stuff

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Anand Bose Word Became Flesh

Fiction
English
13672 Words
Ages 10 and up
83
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I am happy to have completed the novelette: Word Became Flesh . Word became flesh is metaphoric and stands for Christ having a human body and yet being divine in spirit. In this novelette there are allusions, puns, parables and new figures of speech. There's also a tendency to bring out epiphanies and autobiography. I have adopted multiple genres like the Philosophical Novel, The Painting Novel and the Plot novel, a style of novel writing that I have invented. [more]

Keywords: Novelette, Postmodern Fiction, Experimental Fiction, Bible, Christ, Christianity, Parables, Puns, Allusions, Figures of Speech, Tropes, Art, Aesthetics, Philosophical Novel, Parable of the seed, Literature, Literary theory, Plato, Theory of Forms, Hegel, Dialectics, Marx, Derrida, Deconstruction, Sartre, Existentialism, Kristeva, Semiotic, symbolic, structuralism, Freud, ID, Ego, Super ego, Lacan, Gaze, Mirror stage, Camus, Sisyphus, Nietzsche, Dionysian, Apollonian, Catharsism, Angst, Ecstasy, Kerala, God's Own Country, Word Became Flesh, Allegorical Pun, The Raven that Fed Elijah, Idioms, Caiaphas, Sade, Kafka, Joyce, Cinderella's shoe, Word, Spiritude, Sayings, Maxims, Dali, Surrealism, Gaugin, Picasso, Rodin, Parables of Christ, Lexigraphy, The Unjust Judge, Faith as a Mustard Seed, Changi, Tales, Jew, Woman with the Issue of Blood [more][Less]

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Anand Bose Frankincense and Myrrh

Literary Collections
English
15144 Words
Ages 10 and up
62
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I have developed a new style of fiction called Philosophical Fiction. Philosophical fiction uses various literary devices like new tropes, new idioms, allegories, puns, and allusions. There is interpretation of older texts like the Bible and the texts of maestros. Philosophical fiction also includes lampooing and the pastiche. There are also epiphanic autobiographies. Here is an excerpt: 'Mr Holmes was resting in bed when Watson knocked on the door. He said to Watson to come on in. Watson said to Holmes: ' The News Paper is screaminhg: Biggest Bank Heist in London. Police have no clues. Mr Holmes ssmiled and said: Watson Please Count the money. [more]

Keywords: Philosophical Fiction, Novellete, Bible, Christianity, Puns, Allusions, Parables, Tropes, Figures of Speech, Inter-textual, Tin Drum, Gunther Grass, Kamala Das, My Story, Autobiography, George Orwell, 1984, Aramgeddonizes, Communist, Parable of the Seed, Parable of the Planter, Marquez, 100 Years of Solitude, Platonic forms, Hegel, Marxism, Sartre, Existentialism, Semiotic, Symbolic, Kristeva, Signifier, Signified, Freud, Id, Ego, Superego, Camus, Nietzsche, Dionysian, Apollonian, Heidegger, Catharsis, Angst, Ecstasy, Dialectical Humanism, Valuablelization, Purposeist, Existential Positivism, Sisyphus, Christablization, Globalization, Jesus Christ, Valley of Sin, Paradoxis, Drabble, Flash Fiction, Neologisms, Daffodilization, Armageddonize, Gorgonize, Biblification, Golgothafication., Crown of Thorns, Messaih, Medusaiazation, Rock with Music, Pleasantization, Emotionalize, Rabidization, Jesus of Nazareth, Lewis Carrolization, Armor of God, Shield pf Righteousness, Tear a Tear, Deck of Cards, Coffin and Corpse, Plateau and Plain, Webcensy, On the rocks, Hallelujah, Devil is a nailed Coffin, Mustard seed of Faith, Holy Ghost, Vacuumization, Seed and Fruit, Poetic Music, Meditate the Psalm, Being Colored, Soul Deep, Water to the Brim, Peacock's feathers, Jazz and Blues, Abyss, Chrstianizaion, Cucumber City, Pen of many fonts, A memorable postcard, Chip, Being Plato, Circumcision, Parable of the Unjust Judge, Lazarus and the rich man, Prodigal son, Banquet, Zacchaeus, Lampoon, Pastiche, Astrology, Tarot, Philosophical Etymology, Terroritopia, Horrofia [more][Less]