Books By barryj1.write


Fun with Dick and Jane
Barry Rachin Fun with Dick and Jane
  • Short Story
  • English
  • 2029 Words
  • Ages 0 and up
  • 22360
  • 43

Who remembers the Fun with Dick and Jane reader? Dick wants fun. He has no dog. He has no cat. No Spot. No Puff. But he has a plan. See Dick board the plane. See Dick fly away. Far, far away. Bye Jane!

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An Indecent Proposal
Barry Rachin An Indecent Proposal
  • Romance
  • English
  • 3205 Words
  • Ages 0 and up
  • 9132
  • 77

Ralph Tucker is dating a woman who wears Orvis, genuine hornback crocodile belts. If the romance blossoms, he’s going to need a second job.

Keywords: romance, humor, spiritual

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The Chiropractor's Assistant
Barry Rachin The Chiropractor's Assistant
  • Fiction
  • English
  • 4707 Words
  • Ages 0 and up
  • 2641
  • 4

A collection of short stories.

Keywords: short stories, fiction, romance, spiritual

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Still Virgin
Barry Rachin Still Virgin
  • Short Story
  • English
  • 1844 Words
  • Ages 0 and up
  • 2007
  • 7

A year out of high school, Clarissa, who couldn't even score a date for the senior prom, is into tantric sex, Pablo Neruda and orgasms bordering on divine rapture. And she's still a virgin!

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What would Junie B. Jones do?
Barry Rachin What would Junie B. Jones do?
  • Short Story
  • English
  • 4284 Words
  • Ages 0 and up
  • 1393
  • 7

"Mr. Jacobson sniffs little girls' bicycle seats," eight year old Benjamin Carter announced cavalierly as though the topic made for polite dinner conversation.

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The Loveliest Girl
Barry Rachin The Loveliest Girl
  • Short Story
  • English
  • 6000 Words
  • Ages 0 and up
  • 1233
  • 5

Among the Old Orchard Beach cognoscenti, Cassie Moffat was considered town slut. Whether her lurid reputation was justified or not wasn't really open for debate.

Keywords: short story

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Small Favors
Barry Rachin Small Favors
  • Short Story
  • English
  • 3523 Words
  • Ages 0 and up
  • 1078
  • 2

Marcie Callahan’s parents run around the house in their underwear; they belch and fart and do all sorts of gross and disgusting things. They don't have a stitch of class or culture or brains or social graces. Which is why Marcie is ready for a change.

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A Pee and a Poop at Midnight
Barry Rachin A Pee and a Poop at Midnight
  • Fiction
  • English
  • 2386 Words
  • Ages 0 and up
  • 998
  • 3

Calvin's Shih Tzu, Teddy, has a weak bladder and suffers from irritable bowel syndrome. The foul tempered pooch is also food aggressive. This weekend, Calvin is dragging the dysfunctional beast to a barbecue at his future in-laws.

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Kissing Cousins
Barry Rachin Kissing Cousins
  • Romance
  • English
  • 5680 Words
  • Ages 0 and up
  • 907
  • 2

Phillip’s infuriatingly cute Cousin Katy treats him like a cross between a cuddly lapdog and a younger sibling.

Keywords: short story, fiction, romance short story

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A Chinese Bar Mitzvah
Barry Rachin A Chinese Bar Mitzvah
  • Short Story
  • English
  • 3419 Words
  • Ages 0 and up
  • 870
  • 1

Mr. Chen’s shiatsu has a level-three heart murmur. Living on a fixed income, the widower can't afford the added expense of a sick dog. The agoraphobic Ada Goldfarb, whose son, Robert, is a veterinarian, needs an escort to her grandson's bar mitzvah. Maybe they can work things out.

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