BookRix

R︀a︀t︀e︀ ︀m︀y︀ ︀n︀а︀k︀е︀d︀ ︀p︀h︀o︀t︀o︀s︀ ︀♀︀ ︀,︀ m︀y︀ ︀b︀l︀о︀g︀ ︀↦︀ ＷＷＷ.ＩＮＴＩＭＣＯＮＴＡＣＴ.ＣＯＭ?paper.planes_1374493407.1849279404

You should add a story! :)

I dunno what story I could add... My dog once ate our pool but i dunno if that counts lol

I might mention that cow patties are not just cow manure, They are dried out cow piles. Well mostly dried out.

Wow. What an amazing concept! Not as awful as what we did, though. Some genius in school figured out that wax-paper was a great tool for making the metal slides on the playground nice and slick, so he brought a sheet of the deadly stuff from home, put it under his derriere at the top of the slide and rode down on it. We were surprised at how much quicker it made him go, so we all took turns sliding down on it. Mind you, we were 5th graders, many of us of a substantial weight. And it was fantastic fun until a hapless first-grader got up there. We were no longer using the wax-paper because it had done its job. Big time. The poor first-grader couldn't have weighed more than thirty pounds dripping wet.

He sat innocently at the top of the huge slide, pushed off, and found himself heading for the bottom at something close to the speed of light...we found the poor bugger in the next county....

I thought a little history on Cow Patties might be interesting to everyone. Besides being used to slick up a sliding board, here are some other uses for Cow Patties from Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_dung

Note of warning. Never put a firecracker in a fresh Cow Patty, They are highly explosive.