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Sharyn Baxley The Book of Michael

or ALL Cowboys Go to Heaven

Poetry
English
2 Words
No Age Recommendation
475
1

These poems, written by Michael J. Sweet, serve as a portrait of his life style and as a [more]

Keywords: Book of Michael, Michael Sweet, Mike Sweet, cowboys, hobos, campfires, ginsberg, Winooski, Halloween, ghosts, werewolf, werewolves, wolf, wolves, dogs, buffalo, bikes, bike night, poetry, short story, Mikie the Bikie, Mike the Bike, The Scum [more][Less]

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Grace Jacques What the cell

B)

Fantasy
English
552 Words
No Age Recommendation
342
6

Georgina Jacques is just like any other teenager, despite the the fact that she could kill you in over several ways using nothing but her pinky finger. See Georgina is a spy of the TIA (Teenage Intelligence Agency) or at least she was before she decided do run wild for a day which, unsurprisingly ended her up in deep trouble. So now she's been to sent to juvenal, with all of the scum bags she put away, also the scum bags that want to kick her former goody two shoes ass. Will Georgie survive? Read and find out! *Currently a working operation guys, sorry I take so long to up date, I've been busy writing BMOLK* [more]

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M. C. PEASE THIS ONE PROBLEM

Short Story
English
3445 Words
Ages 18 and up
3
0

The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue. Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street. In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic. One day, when civilization had at last been brought to these Asteroid bases, memory would make Torran heroic. But now, with the fact before the eyes, it was merely dirty and squalid. Only the scum of the Solar System called it home. [more]

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Patricia Rodriguez Shifter's Gate

Shifter's Gate Book One (Paranormal Werewolf Shifter Erotic Romance)

Romance
English
38791 Words
Ages 18 and up
52
11

Jasmine couldn't explain her luck. She could walk into any room and attract the scum of the earth. So she was surprised when she met handsome Xavier. He carried himself with an out of this world demeanor and he made Jasmine feel for the first time in a long time. The only trouble was he dragged her into his world where the real scum was! Xavier was on the run from the Keepers of the Gate. Once he crossed into the human dimension he was considered rouge and hunted. He had already lost everything he held dear, his brother, his pack so why not his morality. When Xavier finds the woman he thinks is his and his brothers mate he is drawn to her and at the same time drawing her into his messed up life. With the help of friends they hunt down a killer to clear their names. But will it be in time? This book contains explicit sexual content. [more]

Keywords: Paranormal Romance, Shapeshifter, Erotica, Sex, Shifter

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Kristjan Knall Fuck Berlin

A Not-Guide

Travel
English
76795 Words
Ages 16 and up
54
0

I am really sorry you live in Grimsby, the banlieue of Lyon, Podgorica or some other bumfuck nowhere. Which, at least from here in Berlin, is pretty much anywhere in the world. But guess what, Berlin is not a single fuck better. Actually, it's a shithole of epic proportions. Don't believe the hype, or you are going to be the fuckwit of the month. You won't earn money here, you won't have fun, in spite of the tons of drugs you will be taking, you will not meet your partner, soul-companion, no real friends, or even people who won't fuck you over at any given opportunity. You will be left as a bloated, syringe mark riddled corpse on the sidewalk best ignored, but most likely be pissed on by Berliners. And they won't even be drunk. Now, don't get me wrong. This is not another racist pamphlet. They usually don't work out well in Germany. If anything, it's racist against Germans, and specifically, against Berliners. Thinking is the most unhealthy disease in the world, and people die of it just as they die of any disease. Luckily, in Berlin at any rate, thought is not catching. The fact is, they are the scum of the earth. If you stay here long enough, you will be too. 12 years, to be exact, and in Germany everything is exact. The reason? Don’t ask, you traitorous pig. Just follow orders. How it got that way, is a bit of a mystery. An ugly, chaotic, but at times absurdly funny mystery. So, if there's any way you can be diverted from coming here, or at least don't want to fall that hard, read on and see what an admitted asshole Berliner has to say. What’s more, do you hate guide books? Good, because they are shit, unless you want to cue for hours at a fucking museum with thousands of people. Why is it that we always go to exhibitions, museums, historic sites and other crap that we wouldn’t even give a firstt glance at home? Because we are bored, we don’t know what to do, and where. So here is all the info you need to go to the dark corners, enjoy abject eccentricity, and get smashed like there is no tomorrow. I’ve written a shitload of books about Berlin and way too often stammering twats come along and ask for an English version, while getting his purse nicked by a friend of mine. Don’t you get insulted enough? So, yeah, as we’re all so fucking international, here you have it, all unfiltered, all way too real. Oh, and be prepared to lose all your cushy illusions through vicious thoughts and obscenely strong language, you whiny little cunt. Warum also soll man sich mit einem weiteren dieser Autoren treffen? Zumal der Verlag auch nochselbst davor warnt.“ - Der Tagesspiegel, 19.3.2013. „Fast durchgängige Meinung: Kristjan Knall hat einen Knall.“ - Berliner Kurier, 19.2.2013 „Vieles an Knalls Beschreibungen ist maßlos übertrieben und landet oft unter der Gürtelline.“ - Berliner Morgenpost, 24.3.16. „Dass er in der Verkleidung wie eine jüngere Ausgabe von Helge Schneider wirkt, war ihm nicht bewusst, ist ihm aber recht.“ - Süddeutsche Zeitung, 28.11.14 „Im Online-Auftritt des Berliner Kuriers hinterlässt ein Leser am 18. Februar in der Kommentarspalte hinter dem Bericht über die Flaggenverbrennung folgende Nachricht: „Für den Vogel sollten wir Berliner sammeln, um ihm ein Ticket nach Russland zu spendieren, am besten dorthin, wo der Meteorit runtergekommen ist. Oder an die Elfenbeinküste, da kann er ja dann die Menschen weiter beleidigen. Mal sehen, was die dann mit ihm machen.“ - Cicero, 20.6.2013 Weiteres vom Meister des Abfucks: Berlin zum Abkacken. Eulenspiegel, 2013111 Gründe Berlin zu hassen. Schwarzkopf, 2016 Stoppt die Klugscheißer!. Eulenspiegel, 2013 Europa ist geil, nur hier nicht. Eulenspiegel 2014 Edition Umsonst: Fuck Berlin - A Not-Guide, 2022 Wir Lügner – wie Google uns uns entlarvt, Bookrix, 2017 Als Mehmet Yildiz: Neukölln, ein Frontbericht. Bookrix, 2017 IS-Idioten – was mal gesagt werden muss, Bookrix, 2017 Hassfick - Pick-Up Artists, Tinder, Liebe und Hass. Bookrix, 2016 Land ohne Eigenschaften - Eine Reise durch Dunkeldeutschland. Bookrix, 2016 Berliner Armee Fraktion - Der Kampf beginnt. Bookrix, 2016 Fuck Trump - Sind die Amis wirklich so bescheuert? Bookrix, 2015 Fake News – Zu schräg, um wahr zu sein?, Bookrix, 2015 Shitstorm - Der letzte Thriller. Bookrix, 2015 https://twitter.com/Kristjan_Knall https://www.facebook.com/dakristjanknall/ dakristjanknall@gmx.net [more]

Keywords: Berlin, fuck, travel, art, punk, gender, kreuzberg, neukölln, tourist, club, bar, reise, döner, hostel, hotel, berghain, nazi, westberlin, drogen, festival, mafia, alkohol, esoterik, hispter, cafe, craft, kunst, satire, freidrichshain, mitte, wedding, schöneberg [more][Less]