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James Payn
Bred In The Bone (Fiscle Part-Iv)
- Adventure
- English
- 83637 Words
- Ages 18 and up
- 2
As, Though Richard Had Fasted Long, He Could Not Eat, So, Though He Was
Fatigued With The Travel Of The Last Two Days, He Could Not Sleep. He
Turned From Side To Side Upon His Pillow Throughout The Weary Night, And
Strove To Lose Himself, And Shut Out Thought, In Vain, Even For An
Instant. He Got Up And Paced The Room; And, When The Streaks Of Dawn
Began To Show Themselves, Drew Up The Blind, And Looked Forth. It Was A
Very Different Scene From That He Had Been Accustomed To Contemplate At
Gethin. In Place Of The Waste Of Ocean, Specked By A Sail Or Two, Whose
Presence Only Served To Intensify Its Solitary Grandeur, The
Thick-Peopled City Lay Before Him. But As Yet There Were No Tokens Of
Waking Life; The Streets Were Empty, The Windows Shrouded, And A Steady
Drizzle Of Rain Was Falling, Which Gave Promise Of A Wretched Day. Even
When The Morning Advanced, It Was Difficult To Make Out The Individual
Buildings; But He Had Had The Miners' Bank Pointed Out To Him On The
Previous Day, And He Thought He Recognized It Now. It Was There That The
Business Which He Had Proposed To Himself Was To Be Effected, And He
Gazed At It With Interest. The Wisest Of Us Are Simple In Some Things,
And Though So Knowing In The Ways Of The World--That Is, Of _His_
World--Richard Knew Nothing Of Banks Whatever, And Wondered Whether He
Would Have Any Difficulty In Carrying Out His Object. He Could Not
Foresee Any; It Seemed To Him That The Banking Folks Would Be Glad To
Oblige Him In The Matter In Question, Since, If There Was Any Advantage,
It Would Be On Their Side. But There Were Six Hours Yet Before He Could
Perform This Business, And Since Sleep Was Denied Him, How Was He To
Pass The Time? There Was A Large Book Upon The Drawers, Which He Had Not
Hitherto Observed, With The Royal Arms Stamped Upon It, And The Name Of
The Hotel Inscribed Beneath Them. It Did Not Look Like A Devotional
Work, But It Was The New Testament--A Work That Was Very Literally New
To Richard Yorke. He Had Seen It, Of Course, Often; Was Acquainted By
Hearsay With Its Contents, And Had Joked About Them. It Is The Easiest
Book In The World To Make Jokes Upon, Which, Perhaps, Accounts For Its
Being So Favorite A Subject Of Ridicule With Foolish Persons. Shakspeare
Is Also Easy To Make Fun Of, But The _Soupçon_ Of Blasphemy Is In That
Case Wanting, Which, To Many, Forms The Chief Charm Of Witty Converse.
Richard Looked At It As A Dog Looks At A Stick; But He Took It Up, And
Opened It At Random. "Having No Hope, And Without God In The World." [more]
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