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Geoffrey Peyton Sally's Tongues

Barrow,Kendal, Milnthorpe, etc.

Humor
English
5199 Words
Ages 16 and up
193
1

A fourth excursion to the pretty village of Milnthorpe in Southern Cumbria makes for another delightful break away [more]

Keywords: Travel, Humour

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Geoffrey Peyton Hiking on the Dock of a Bay

Travel
English
5476 Words
Ages 16 and up
156
0

An invitation to visit South Wales during a warm week in the middle of the winter for [more]

Keywords: travel, humour

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Geoffrey Peyton The Laws according to Catholicism.

Memoirs of a Geezer.

Biography & Autobiography
English
39583 Words
Ages 16 and up
350
1

This is the memoirs of an ordinary person, but by one who witnessed the hardships of a life of poverty and other misdemeanours of living in a household that contained eight children. This is a story of a boy who had religion rammed down his throat, only to eventually despise God and Christianity the more it was pushed towards him. P.S. Do excuse the grammar; I have written this book myself and wished for it to be told by me, and not have anything added on by other sources. [more]

Keywords: Memoirs, Humour

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Compiled by John Damocles Smith. M*A*S*H Quotes #21-#50

A collection of my favourite lines of humour from the classic comedy series.

Humor
English
704 Words
No Age Recommendation
346
3

This blog is a labour of love, I cannot guarantee that every quote is worded accurately but every [more]

Keywords: M*A*S*H, mash, mash quotes, M*A*S*H quotes

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Habiba Begum A Chance To Dance

Bollywood Dreams

Romance
English
1668 Words
Ages 12 and up
814
3

This book is about a girl named Parvaani who lives in Mumbai. she is an adopted daighter who [more]

Keywords: dance, romance and humour

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HABIBA BEGUM As sweet As money

Romance
English
2652 Words
Ages 8 and up
788
4

Launa is a happy cheerful naive girl who always sees the best in everyone. She is lookig for [more]

Keywords: HUMOUR, FUN, ROMANCE, MYSTERY

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Habiba Begum Host of Geek Club

Humor
English
2530 Words
Ages 10 and up
454
2

Vincent is a nerd and has no friends. One day he is admitted into a club that he didn't even sign up for. Saphire is an optamistic girl who put him in there along with other nerdy skinny boys all wishing to be noticed. Saphire wants to help the geeks to talk better and make friends. But it wasn't going to be easy. Then Saphire finds the geek's talents and can't believe that they haven't been noticed yet or why they arn't popular! Saphire then decides to enter them into the talent contest called "Legendary No.1 Club". The winners club gets sponsered from the school and gets a lot of money. Vincent soon realises his talent, acting?!. Saphire teaches all the geeks to be popular and spends all her time to perfect them to make them win the contest! They begin to dislike her because she's so bossy. But soon learn to appreciate what she's doing, is for them. Can vincent handle this? Will they win? Can they become popular? [more]

Keywords: Humour, Life, sad, Romance

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Thomas Rayner Gomm Smudger & Co

Noddy's Surprise

Humor
English
2 Words
No Age Recommendation
510
0

Sometime around 1976, our Dad began to act in a most unusual manner. Dad was never one for conformity but even we, his family, were surprised by his actions. In short, Dad began to disappear for long periods of time and would re-appear hours later with a satisfied grin on his face and laughter playing around his lips. We knew where he was, of course, but figuring out what he was doing there was less easy. We had a few hints to help us with our puzzle. We knew Dad was in his bedroom, that no-one should disturb him and that a by-product of whatever he was doing was a painfully slow, rhythmic banging sound that seemed to penetrate our brains and consciences wherever we were in the house - and sometimes in other people's houses as well. Then Dad announced he was writing (and typing!) a book. Those who knew him, (but not his immediate nearest and dearest), would have been surprised by this announcement and would possibly have considered the prospect with some cynicism. Dad, you see, was a man who by his own admission considered formal education an intrusion on his lifestyle. Despite the interference of the second world war with his education, Dad easily passed grammar school entrance exams then, being Dad, realised this would result in him being apart from his friends and promptly set about restructuring his education! It is probably fair just to say that Dad started full-time adult employment pretty early in life. But Dad had an education second to none once he got into the adult world. He was at various times, a projectionist with Gainsborough Film Studios (under the jurisdiction of a young J.Arthur Rank), a milkman, a very capable and commended National serviceman and a host of other things, most of which he probably forgot to tell us about. But mostly, Dad would like to be remembered for being a lorry driver and removal man for a family firm in Watford, Herts. He loved his work, but hated being away from his family for days on end on long-distance jobs. He gained, however, a never-ending supply of comical memories, provided by characters he met as he worked. It is a shame that no publisher or television company took on the publication or production of Dad's book/screenplay (he wrote it in both formats). It is also a shame that a very similar idea was offered to the public via one of the above media not too long after a particular rejection slip was received. Dad, being Dad, took it with a shrug of resignation. He wasn't a man to get upset about such things. Dad left us on November 9th 2001 and there are so many ways that he will be forever in our hearts, but we also believe that he deserved the chance for his book to read by the people who inspired it - the general public and the world at large. It is a huge pleasure to be able to offer Dad's book to the world via this website. Dad would be thrilled to know that anyone, anywhere would be able to read some or all of his 'labour of love'. ' Dad ' is Thomas Rayner Gomm (Ray, to his workmates). All the characters in this work are entirely fictional and any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. Although somehow, we feel strangely like we know at least one of the characters...................... [more]

Keywords: removals 1970s humour

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