Prolog
Dear Directioner, dear One Direction!
We wanna take you back in the year 2010, the year when One Direction were founded. We created a book with a lot of jokes, quotes and Insider of One Direction because we miss their video diaries, their twitcams, their crazy ideas and our five singing idiots. For this reason we collected typical sentences of each person and Insider.
First we wanna introduce ourselves: We are three Directioner with the ages 15, 16 and 17 and from different parts of Germany.
Second we do NOT want to endamage One Direction with this and we do NOT own this sentences and (unfortunately) One Direction!
Finally we just wanna say One Direction we love you. You light up our days! Be who you are! We love you like that.
Enjoy this book:)
Love
Patty, Anne & Hannah
From the beginning until today
We write the year 2010 when five solo artists wanted to convince the judges of X Factor. After a suggestion by guest judge Nicole Scherzinger the five boys were put together to be in a boyband. So the five Idiots, called Niall Horan (Mullingar, Ireland), Liam Payne (Wolverhampton, UK), Louis Tomlinson (Doncaster, UK), Harry Styles (Holmes Chapel, UK) and Zayn Malik (Bradford, UK) tried to find a name. After Nialls suggestion "Niall and the potatoes" Harry came up with "One Direction".
The band passed the live shows and finished in third place. Simon Cowell dicided to give them a chance and the five boys signed a record contract. In September 2011 One Direction's debut single was released, called "What makes you beautiful".
They started their first tour through the UK (later Australia and North America too), the Up All Night Tour, where they've done some video diaries. Some funny sentences of them: "Yes that's right Kevin, Zayn is a lovely guy" "Stop the traffic let them through"
The five boys were the opening act of the 'Better with U' tour from the band 'Big Time Rush.
Their second album "Take me Home" was released in December 2012. The band embarked their world tour, Take me Home Tour, in February 2013 after releasing a cover version of "One way or Another" and "Teenage Kicks", called "One Way or Another (Teenage Kicks)" as the Comic Relief single (To fight against famine in Ethiopia; Red Nose Day).
On 30 of August will be the second film about One Direction "This is us" released. We're looking forward to this. In the Trailer it is said: "It's not the end, it's the beginning!"
Liam Payne
name: Liam James Payne
birthday: 29th August 1993
eyecolour: brown
haircolour: brown
nickname: leeyum
hobbys: singing, surfing
fav colour: purple
special:
relationship: single
Quotes:
We're on the roof and I'm absolutely freezing my peanuts off!
When I was little, I always said that I wanted a brother, and now it's like having four of them.
Personally, the worst thing a boy can do to a girl is to ignore her while she's loving him with all her heart.
None of our fans are ugly, everyones beautiful.
Cookies and milk all the way forward! It's all I need, cookies&milk and all you guys.
Dreams are like stars. You may never touch them. But if you follow them, they will lead you to your destiny.
Live your dream and never wake up.
It would be great if we could employ someone to play games with us.
It's quite strange that the thing I want most is actually one of my biggest fears.
I used to have water fights in the toilets and climb on the roof to get balls back.
I once cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I could not eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon.
I smile and think: This is my job, this is what I do for living, and it's what I always wanted.
After a concert I realized that the bus was leaving without me so I was running and screaming and the boys though I was a fan.
I feel like Niall is my brother. I always think that he's the youngest in the band.
I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.
The U.S., out of all places, is just absolutely incredible.
Sometimes I think I would quite like to just go home - just chill out, play the field, be normal again. Just chill out. I am looking forward to having some time off though, and my girlfriend keeps telling me that we need to get away, go abroad somewhere, just to get away from everything. We'll see.....
Got nothing to say, say nothing at all.
You gotta live hardcore to be hardcore.
I've always prefered having girlfriends to just seeing people.
Love is all about communication so we'd go hand-in-hand in a romantic stroll through the park and I'd buy her flowers.
I always wanted a brother, now I have four of them.
Jokes:
Liam: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede?
Interviewer: I dont know..
Liam: Bacon and leggs.
Liam: What is the best thing about deadly snakes?
Everyone: …..
Liam: They've got poisonallity..
Insider:
Moves like Jagger Wink
I have a stranger fear of spoons
Harry Styles
name: Harry Edward Styles
birthday: 1st February 1994
eyecolour: green
haircolour: brown
nicknames: hazza, babycakes
hobbys: singing, golf, run around nacked, tattoos
fav colour: orange
special:
relationship: -
Quotes:
When the trust is gone, the Relationship is gone.
I wish I had a girl to cuddel up at night rather than my pillow.
I don't think you can really define love.
The girls who don’t love Niall are the ones who don’t know how to choose a boy
Tall girls are hot, little girls are cuties.
If the only way I can be with you is in my dreams then I want to sleep forever.
I travel around going through different experiences every day with four of my best friends, who I didn't two years ago, and now are as close as brothers.
It only takes a second to call a girl fat and she'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself, think before you act.
I think you have to take me for me. I am who I am.
I do miss having someone to spoil, someone that you can just sit with for a bit.
We have a Choice. To live or to exist!
Truth is, I don't mind getting a black eye or a broken arm for a girl as long as she's there to kiss it after
I wake up so many mornings feeling so lucky and so gratefull to be where we are.
Simple but affective
She can deepthroat
If the only way I can be with you is in my dreams then I want to sleep forever.
I realize I've got millions of girlfriends and wifes around the world and I love all of them
Jokes:
A: Are you drunk?'
H: 'No, I'm Harry!'
I'll be there in two, I'll be there in two, baby Pikachu
You could be preouccupied, different dick everynight...
It's a little too hot take off your clothes
Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car?
Interviewer: I don't know, why did he sleep under the car?
Harry: So he could wake up oily in the morning!
Harry: What did the alien say to the garden?
Everyone: …
Harry: Take me to your weeder..
Insider:
Think how much Pussy you gonna get
Niall Horan
name: Niall James Horan
birthday: 13th September 1993
eyecolour: blue
haircoulour: natrual brown but colored blond
nickname: nialler
hobbys: singing, playing guitarre, eating, sleeping
fav colour: blue
special: only one from ireland, only one without tattoos, only left-handed
relationship: -
Quotes:
Our band will never change. We will always be 5 singing idiots
My Princess is on her way I have to wait
There's no such thing as a 'fat' girl. Every girl is beautiful in her own way
I'd rather play with a paper-airplane and be called a boy, them to play with a girls heart and be called a men
Being single doesn't mean that you're weak, it means that you are strong enough to wait for what you deserve
I'm the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes
Well, personally, I wouldn't like to be a food, because I wouldn't want to be eaten.
Age is but a number who cares how old the girl I date is.
I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog
The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
The fans always tell me im beautiful but I always tell them that no one will ever be as beautiful as them
Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goosebumps and think: I am literally the luckiest person in the world.
If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time
I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy
I’m an emotional guy, so I don’t have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up.
I think our fans are a bit like us they’re very fun, like to have a laugh, like to party. I think that’s what comes across on our album as well. It’s very fun. It’s music that you could play at a party, but it also deals with teenage relationships
Love is when you can get that feeling for someone, and you've never had it before - butterflies in your stomach, you feel super confortable around that person
Hello girls that are beautiful but don't know it. Heads up, you are beautiful!
When you think about it, some people don't like certain things, but when it comes to music, no matter who you are, where you are from, what kind of personality you've got... Everyone loves music of some sort; that's what's so epic about it
I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she'd be better if she was with me
I still get those butterflies when I see a beautiful girl look at me, it's weird.
Life is like a book. Just one chapter closes doesn't mean the book is over. So live life and doesn't skip to the end.
My accent always works on girls. They like it. I have no idea why.
If only our fans know how badly want to meet them and hug them.
I'll always defend the people I love, even tought I'm as terrifying as a... baby penguin!
Jokes:
Niall: Dude, I wasn't drunk
Louis: You ket Liam run away with your food
Niall: Give me a spoon!
Insider:
LLN (= Laughing like Niall)
Potato!
Yeah buddy
Let's go to Nando's!
Louis Tomlinson
name: Louis William Tomlinson
birthday: 24th December 1991
eyecolour: bluegreen (in light changing)
haircolour: brown
nickname: lou, boobear, tommo, sassmaster from doncaster
hobbys: singing, playing piano, surfing, beeing crazy
fav colour: dark red
special:
relationship: Eleanor Calder
Quotes:
Live for the moment, because everything else is uncertain
I love the big red bus!
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat
We don't want to sound selfish but we call our fans 'our girls'. we like it that way.
And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!
Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous
If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose
When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
Some say our fans are crazy but the lads and I think they're passionate
It's incredible to have people show their support when you're doing something you love
Success is impossible without hard work
Jokes:
Louis: Terrrrrrens. Wait I will spell it… it’s a t, it’s a e it’s a r, it’s a r, it’s a r…
Man at the phone: How many r are there?
Louis: six
Louis: Why did the mushroom go to the party
Man: I don't know
Louis: because he was a fungi.
Insider:
No, Jimmy protested
I like girls who eat carrots
Stop the traffic let them through
That’s right Kevin, Zayn is a lovely guy
Suuuppermaan
She’s mine
I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!
Zayn Malik
name: Zayn Jawaad Malik
birthday: 12th January 1993
eyecolour: honey
haircolour: black
nickname: bradford bad boy, zayni
hobbys: singing, tattoos
fav colour: ...
special: pakistani
relationship: Perrie Edwards
Quotes:
I don't need the perfect one. I just need somebody who will make me feel like I'm the only one.
We don't mind having haters. As long as we have our girls, we are strong.
In life, we always fall for the person that will never fall for us, always want something that we can't and always say things we shouldn't
I don't know how to swim but if my girlfriend was drowning I would dive in to save her
Don't call a girl a flirt when she's just being nice,and don't call a girl obsessed when she's just in love.
Never life live in fear of death
The luckiest girl in the world would be Niall's girlfriend
It doesn't matter how much you flirt the whole day, at night you always end up thinking about the one you truly love.
You know you're in love when you think about someone else more often then you think about youself
Life is a funny thing, the minute you think yoou've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down
None of you girls should ever be told you're not beautiful. Everyone is, no matter what, beauty is skin deep.
Just because you're not perfect, doesn't mean you're not beautiful
There comes a day when you realise turning the page in the best feeling in the world, because you realise there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.
We don't mind having haters. As long as we have our girls, we are strong!
No matter how hard life is, don't lose hope.
It's cool to know that I can make girls faint.
I want a girl who doesn't know she's beautiful, so I have an excuse to let her know that she is all the time.
I once dreamed about a gigantic power ranger chasing me around.
Life is not an mp3 where you can play what you want but life is an radio where you have to enjoy what's being played.
Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you had.
You've got to take risks if you want to find love.
No matter how many people try to critize you, the best revenge is to prove them wrong.
A girl can keep you on your toes, that's very attractive.
Life is funny, things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never scarifice who you are for anyone.
In life, we always fall for the person, who will never fall for us, always want something that we can't and always say things we shouldn't.
I don't need the perfect one. I just need somebody who will make me feel like I'm the only one.
Jokes:
Zayn: Why did the doughnut seller retire?
Louis: I don't know.. why did the doughnut seller retire Zayn?
Zayn : He was sick of the hole business..
Zayn: What do u get if you eat all the christmas decorations?
Harry: Uh.. tinstleitis!
Louis: WE AGREED! HARRY IS BY FAR THE MOST SCROUGIEST AND CRINGIEST!
Zayn: What is the most common element on earth?
Random: WATER, AIR.
Liam: GERBILES!!
Random: H2O.. is that right?
Zayn: YES.
Liam: I swore it was Gerbiles!
Louis: I WANT YOUR BRAIN!
Insider:
Vas happenin?
Fungi Joke/ Zay's Laugh
Quotes of fans bout 1D
1. First the boys are pretty good-looking. Their songs are so catchy and I can't forget them. Moreover I hear the songs in infinite loop. They are crazy and funny... cool character!
2. I cannot really define it. I just loved the boys before I knew how they look. Their music is just fascinationg and that's why I got interested in them. The reason ehy I love them is because I love them from the start not why I listened to their music till I loved it.
What is missing? Niall and LOuis should get more solos! They sing as good as the others!
I love their video diaries and their characters. I loved Nialls braces too. He looked so cute with them. They've got a freidly attitude. I like the charity single and the things they've done for RedNoseDay like the trip to Ghana.
3. Niall <3 He's so cute and he has a voice like an angel!
4.First the negative:
Harry: His hair. He looks too serious.
The positive:
Harry: his voice
Louis: his humor and his dependence to carrots
Liam: his fear of spoons
Zayn: his dependence to mirrors
Niall: His eyes, his character, his voice, his hair, his love to food -->simply all
5. You can here their music in every temper. Their songs are so catchy
6. I love their songs and you they brothered to write them. I love the differences between the songs. Sometimes slow and sometimes fast.
7. I love that they have faults and not try to be perfect.
8. They are so down-to-earth! Just love them!
9.The lads are definitely cool. They are who they are and don't change because of others. They look very friendly and you have to love them because they're lovable, funny and chaotic
10. It's sad that they don't have a concert in Austria!
11. I hate the thater who think One Direction is arrogant. They don't even think how much the boys work for their dream!
12.I've the feeling the boys got serious and disconncted but it's just a feeling.I love the boys not only because of their music but also because of the success they got through X-Factor. After googled them I began to hear their music and now I love them!
13. Their video diaries are doozy and I've watched them so frequently. I love their funny, chaotic and humorous attitude. I think you don't should act, you should be who you are and that's the reason why we, Directioner, love our boys!
14.I hated One direction but these Fanfictions her on Bookrix and hear their music turned me to love them!
15. I hated them. I was a bad hater but the I read bout them and listened to WMYB. Bäähm It just catched me though it's not my favorite style of music. Now 1D found a place next to Green Day, Linkin Park and Slipknot. I love their music and by the way they're so damn hot
Our favourite pictures
Last words :)
First a massive thanks to all who helped us wih this book with Insider, quotes and funny setences. You can’t believe it how proud we are to finish this book now!
In conclusion of the quotes we can say:
1) We love One Direction and their songs!
2) It’s NOT the END, it’s the BEGINNING!
3) There are some things we miss: Tour diaries, more solos to Louis and Niall and the chaotic, funny and crazy attitude of the boys. Sometimes they seem to be a bit too serious.
4) They always will be our five singing idiots! We love you!
We look forward to your opinion! :)
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Love
Patty, Anne & Hannah
Imprint
Publication Date: 04-30-2013
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Dedication:
For all those who love One Direction and of course for One Direction itself! ♥