"I'll Explain It To Ye," Said Mr. Dooley. "'Tis This Way. Ye See, This
Here Sagasta Is A Boonco Steerer Like Canada Bill, An' Th' Likes Iv Him.
A Smart Man Is This Sagasta, An' Wan That Can Put A Crimp In Th' Ca-Ards
That Ye Cudden't Take Out With A Washerwoman's Wringer. He's Been
Through Manny A Ha-Ard Game. Talk About Th' County Dimocracy Picnic,
Where A Three-Ca-Ard Man Goes In Debt Ivry Time He Hurls Th' Broads,
'Tis Nawthin' To What This Here Spanish Onion Has Been Again An' Beat.
F'r Years An' Years He's Played On'y Profissionals. Th' La-Ads He's
Tackled Have More Marked Ca-Ards In Their Pockets Thin A Preacher Fr'm
Mitchigan An' More Bad Money Thin Ye Cud Shake Out Iv Th' Coat-Tail
Pockets Iv A Prosp'rous Banker Fr'm Injianny. He's Been Up Again
Gladstun An' Bisma-Arck An' Ol' What-Ye-Call-'Im, Th' Eyetalian,--His
Name's Got Away From Me,--An' He's Done Thim All.
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