Turd is spelled "terd" when you're ever so southern and you spell phonetically. ;)
P.S. Kennestone Hospital is ever so uncomfortable.
Amusing,laugh out loud, hilarious.....you are one terrific writer and I am thrilled you are in the contest. You have my vote. Would give you more if I could. Valerie
PS Turd is spelled this way
That was one of the best diaries I've read so far. I absolutely love your ending. Definitely got my vote.
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